5. On needing to pee
I asked my aunt before, how do rainclouds work?
By that I meant, clouds rain when they're past a certain point of fullness or saturation, right? So why does it keep raining even after they've let go of enough rain? In theory, they should be back to pre-overflow capacity after the cloud lets go of a bit of excess. So why doesn't it stop raining? Why does it keep going?
Then my aunt goes, well, when you start peeing, it's hard to stop, isn't it?
I think about this a lot.
You ever make jokes about something? And then you make that joke enough times? That it passes this point of no return? And uh oh it's gonna come true isn't it.
I think about those jokes a lot too.